Noah's Ark:
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

• One: Don't miss the boat.


• Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.


• Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


• Four: Stay fit...When you're 60 years old someone my ask you to build something really big.


• Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


• Six: Build your future on high ground.


• Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.


• Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with cheetahs.


• Nine: When you're stressed, float awhile.


• Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


• Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.